tomato-envy
shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else’s tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.
“how are your tomato plants coming along?” zeke asked dana.
“they suck! i have serious tomato-envy because rhoda planted her’s two weeks after i did and she already has tomatoes! i have one measly little green one!” dana replied.
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