Tomato Head
a short southern douche, that talks with an annoying southern accent, watches nascar and drinks a lot of alcohol giving him a little red head. hence “tomato head.” you can actually see his head get redder as he gets more upset, usually at something trailer park related.
a tomato head is generally a nascar fan that lives in a trailer park that is an alcoholic.
one with red hair….can be used for male or female in a condescending or an affectionate way.
“my girlfriend is the most beautiful little tomato head!!”
” who’s that hottie across the bar?? he’s not bad for a tomato head! i’m going to go talk to him. i’m going to go make ketchup. ”
what’s old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . mister tomato head.
or (for those across the pond)
’tis old and grumpy and turns bright red . . . . mister tomatoe head.
please see rhyner, michael.
smelly f-cking jock with a red face. so red and smelly that all you can think of is of a tomato. an extremely boring beast. any taken girl is unsafe from this wild animal. they don’t want single girls. tomato head comes out mostly at night when he’s drinking with his equally f-ggetty team mates.
tomato head quotes
-“i’m soooooo highhhh right now “(not high)
-“want to come snuggle?”
-“i was trying to wheel you! you don’t act like you have a boyfriend…”
-“go tuck your room mate in and come over to my place”
-“let’s get blietzkrieg!!! ”
when receiving oral s-x, your b-tch uses too much teeth, and your p-n-s begins to bleed.
cheat on my -ss, will ya? tomato head! —chomp—
how was she? well, she wasn’t the most experienced girl. what do you mean? well……………….. i got tomato-head
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