Tomato Sauce


one who is pregnant. prego
look at her belly, she is so tomato sauce
good when prepared by qualified professionals (aka italians), but can be the grossest and most vial thing in the world when prepared by jewish people.
italian person: “my mom makes the best pasta.”

jewish person: my mom’s pasta makes me want to barf.

(i am jewish, so i know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by jews, is deadly.)

i will support any politician who makes a law banning jewish people from making tomato sauce.

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