Tomato Slicer
tomato slicer is an act of sh-tting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your sh-t the appearance that it just p-ssed through a tomato slicer. it can only happen when one has a dirty -ss, smeared with sh-t and allowed to dry. the dried sh-t acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the -n-s to bond to the sh-t and skin which forms a kriss kross pattern for the sh-t to p-ss through. when the person goes to take a sh-t, (depending on the texture of sh-t coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/sh-t barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the -ss crack.
man, i had a perfect tomato slicer today! it was f-cking beautiful. i don’t remember sh-tting myself last night, but thank g-d i ate taco bell or it might not have p-ssed through.
tomato slicer is an act of sh-tting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your sh-t the appearance that it just p-ssed through a tomato slicer. it can only happen when one has a dirty -ss, smeared with sh-t and allowed to dry. the dried sh-t acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the -n-s to bond to the sh-t and skin which forms a kriss kross pattern for the sh-t to p-ss through. when the person goes to take a sh-t, (depending on the texture of sh-t coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/sh-t barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the -ss crack.
man, i had a perfect tomato slicer today! it was f-cking beautiful. i don’t remember sh-tting myself last night, but thank g-d i ate taco bell or it might not have p-ssed through.
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