Tomball High School


a high school in north houston that claims to be the “pride of texas”, but hasn’t been sh-t, and will never be sh-t. many students are possibly inbred, absolutely ignorant, and the girls are wh-r-s that have more diseases than an west african child.
“have you met that guy that went to tomball high school?”

“yeah, what the f-ck is wrong with those f-ggots?”
a disgusting school built in the 1300’s, majoroity population of white, inbred, ugly, retarted, dipping, cowboy boot and tight jean wearing, f-ggots whoe all drive trucks and listen to country music while enjoying a six pack of $2 keystone light
whats that you go to tomball high school? oh well thats cool some body has to lose every football game in the season.
the pride of texas where everyday is a good day to be a cougar
tomball high school, ‘you are the pride of texas”

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