Tomczacked


a tomczack (pr-nounced “tom-chack”) occurs when you’re headed for the sole available bathroom stall, but are denied entrance because someone suddenly sneaks in ahead of you.

being tomczacked is somewhat akin to losing at musical chairs, so the term is applicable to many similar situations, such as missing out on the last table at starbucks, or having someone else take action on an idea before you do.
i was headed for the bathroom across the atrium to pinch a loaf, but one of the guys from that office in the corner appeared out of nowhere and tomczacked me!

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