TomMonster
1. (n) a mythical creature.
2. (n) demonic apparition
3. (adj) term used to describe someone of beastly form. the person being described is usually male. he/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a “goatee.” there natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. they are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of “prey.”
they are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with “-n-l fissures.”
if you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. if necessary the “fetal position” is the safest way to survive an attack.
4. (n) another word for “big foot”
5. (n) missing link
6. (n) rapist
see also: “uncle tom”
see also: “t.m.a.”
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girl1: holy sh-t did you see that beast staring us down?
girl2: the hairy goatee mother f-cker?
girl1: h-ll ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.
girl2: d-mn, what a f-cking tommonster.
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girl1: that rapist tommonster dude over there looks like he’s about to rape someone.
girl2: ya i know, my -ss hole just started to hurt.
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