tommy bumfinger


the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy p–p last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper….

…eww tommy b-mfinger….now wash your hands

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