Tommy Carvel


to “tommy carvel” is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. this formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a “softie” carvel ice cream cone.
to “tommy carvel” is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. this formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a “softie” carvel ice cream cone.
“that son of a gun really p-ssed me off…i’m going to tommy carvel on his desk”

“hey dude, i had a couple of two pound burritos last night and when i went to the bathroom this morning i tommy carveled all the way up to the rim of the bowl”

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