Tommy the Towel
hotel guest that orders up extra amenities (shampoo, lotion, or towels) to his room. when delivered by housekeeper, the guest comes out of the bathroom, drops towel covering himself and chases housekeeper around the room naked.
housekeeper to gm: “sir, i just delivered 5 bottles of extra lotion to room 563 and the man came out of the bathroom, dropped his towel and chased me around the room naked”.
gm to hotel employee: “well sweetheart…..you got tommy the towel’d”!!
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