TOMORROW

a mystical land where 99% of all human productibity, motivation and achievement is stored.
i’ll be a better person tomorrow
one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
do not do today that which you can do tomorrow.
an undetermined time period spanning from never to eternity, often used when talking to a girl
1.i’ll call you tomorrow

2. i’ll still respect you tomorrow

3. we can talk about this tomorrow
a mythical period in time which everyone knows about but has no memory of.
a lot of people say that it is the day after today and that tomorrow will be here at midnight, but if you actually wait until midnight it is today again.
often used by people to put off work as the new required deadline will never arrive.
dad: son, tidy your room.
son: ill do it tomorrow.
dad: get out of my house you lazy sh-t!
(noun) the day when all essays currently being written are due.
the h-ll? today’s wednesday?! my paper is due tomorrow and i ain’t started!
when i plan on doing my homework, cleaning my room, doing laundry, emptying the trashcans, walking the dog, vacuuming, doing yard work, taking down the x-mas lights and finding a job.
1. why do it today… when you can do it tomorrow?
2. your work will still be there tomorrow… but will the tv?
the best time to do anything you had planned for today.
english report? eh i’ll do it tomorrow.

get car inspected? eh i’ll do it tomorrow.

cure for cancer? eh i’ll find it tomorrow.
one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
judy – josh rake the lawn
josh – ill do it tomorrow

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