Tom’s Mum
where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.
player 1: dude, you just died… again.
player 2 : (irrelevant whiny excuse)
player 1 : don’t worry, i’ve already started ringing tom’s mum.
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