tong pow
a tong pow is an extremely s-xy asian ganster who plays countless number of instruments and works for the chinese cia. he likes to lick penguins on their flippers and has an amazing girlfriend.
hey, you know that kid tong pow? i wonder if he likes perogis…
i bet he likes penne pasta and big firm bananas instead.
hm, yea, silly tong.
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