tongue-jacking my shitbox
to have someone mess with your head.
-or-
to exclaim udder disbelief.
greg: “i just had s-x with those two lesbians!”
me: “are you tongue-jacking my sh-tbox?!”
greg: “yeah, i’m just tongue-jacking your sh-tbox, buddy, i only had s-x with one of them!” (laughter ensues)
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