tongue of hazard


performing the art of c-nn-l-ng-s with a tongue that goes buck-wild. the “tongue of hazard” technique involves rapid tongue thrusting on various parts of v-g-n-. it is known to satisfy any woman with the utmost level of gratification
john: h-llo … atlantic avenue deli, may i help you?
linda: you know who this was when you were performing the “tongue of hazard” on me last night”
john: i’ll go get joe

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