tonkey
a scouse (liverpool, england)slang word for condom, first made popular in the early 1970s. probably introduced via sailors (lpool being a port) and tangentially related to the word: honkey-tonk. you can look up that one yourself.
“eh, steve quinn has robbed a tonkey off ‘is brother and thinks ee’s dead ‘ard.”
a tonkey is a poodle who takes a bath in chocolate pudding for 45 minutes each day while watching spongebob.
i am giving my poodle a tonkey.
noun; slang word for the female v-g-n-.
jay lil crack richie: “d-mn, my tonkey got really merked last night.”
looo rida dicrec: “it’s tonkey timeeeee!!!”
julianna kahjeffers: “i just had the freshest tonkey shave…feel it.”
nicole twanduffy: “i need a new vibrator for my tonkey.”
cara w-nkaripoli: “where’s the tonkey?”
pop princess mel moritz: “what’s a tonkey?”
ashley beastbowas: “my f-cking tonkey is a m-th-f-ckin beast.”
a fat pastey white boy who wears shirts to tight and has an afro-puff or goes by the name of will jackson..cause he is a stupid f-ggot…
me: hey look its tonkey!
nique: lets throw sticks at him!
kyle: no f-ck that d-mnit lets throw rocks!
nique and me: ok!
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