tons of


a large indeterminate quant-ty of.

synonymous with :

(truck/shed/sh-t/shelf)loads of, heaps of, m-sses of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of, oodles of, etc

also see: wads of (cash), stashes of(money), barrels of (laughter/fun), bags of (fun/ money/ confidence).
“i can’t come out tonight; i’ve got tons of work to do”.
“there are tons of fun activities to do in paris”.
“not only is she intelligent; she’s got tons of confidence too”.

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