Tonsillitis
f-cking painful inflamation of your tonsils
makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something
aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrghhhhhhh tonsillitis
1. a medical condition, where the tonsil (which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like h-ll.
2. a stupid f-cking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
1. f-cking h-ll my tonsils hurt! sarah give me a bl-wj-b!
2.
joe: hey sarah, wanna go make out?
sarah: sorry i have tonsillitis.
joe: hey jade, wanna go make out?
jade: sorry i have tonsillitis.
-2 hours later-
-joe sees those girls kissing other guys-
joe: f-ck i’m cr-p.
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