Tonsprowumee
1) tonsprowumee is a word written in a text messenge when the writer is intoxicated without understanding the true meaning.
2) tonsprowumee is the blue pigment that appears in belly b-tton fluff as it is a fact that all belly b-tton fluff is blue. regardless of the clothing worn.
“hey what is this word in my sent items, i found it last night. what does tonsprowumee mean?”
“gee my belly b-tton fluff is so blue! it must be the tonsprowumee!”
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