tonta


spanish for a female of low intelligence, often making the same ridiculous errors in judgement. is also easily amused…somewhat like a shmoe
“kristi stop running through the snow, you have your church clothes on!” “okayyyy…” as she continues to dart through the snow… “geeee what a tonta!”

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