Tony Chestnut
a trick with a football (or “soccer ball” as certain cultures mistakenly know it).
it involves flicking the ball up with your toe, bouncing it up on your knee, controlling it on your chest and heading it with your nut.
ie. toe, knee, chest, nut
p-ss the ball mate, i’m gonna do a tony chestnut.
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