Tony Gong


an asian songstress hailing from bedford, ma. and currently attending columbia university in nyc. known for is songs about romance, mystery, bathroom tiles, and chronicalling the various emotions he felt in middle school and while going through p-b-rty. has performed with harry and the potters on numerous occasions and appeared on one of their cds as neville longbottom.
– hey, have you heard tony gong’s new song?
– what? tony hasn’t had a new song in years. once he got a girlfriend, he wasn’t sad enough to stay home on sat-rday nights and be nostalgic about eighth grade.

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