tony parker
an nba point guard who plays for the san antonio spurs and is married to eva longoria. talented, won 3 nba championship rings with the spurs.
did you see that p-ss from tony parker?
yeah!
1. the best french basketball player ever, point guard of the san antonio spurs.
2. the lucky son of a b-tch that’s dating eva longoria.
1. did you see tony parker make that mad–ss drive to the hoop?
2. yo tony parker, can i f-ck your girlfriend tonight?
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