too married
when you want to go out and get wild and f-cking crazy with your friends but they have boyfriends so they don’t want to do anything cool or fun anymore except sit on the couch with their boyfriends and each cheesies out of eachother’s toes
ya i went and asked judy if she wanted to go get f-cked up this weekend like owen wilson’s nose f-cked up but she “too married”
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