toob
cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that n-body has ever thought of yet… until now! similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn’t there.
only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on definithing.com
the new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. we check everything on the toob.
what’s on the toob?
noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
i think i left my toob in the truck.
anyone wanna toob this weekend?
the guadalupe river is too low for toobing this year.
one who is both a tard and a noob.
guy #1: dude, billy set alt+f4 as a hotkey in an online game and can’t figure out why it keeps closing.
guy #2: man, what a toob.
tim burton’s man b–bs.
tim burton was at the beach and i saw his toobs!
an intentional misspelling of tube
gayzelle’s shirt says toob
very selective name for a fat -ss with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.
hey look at that fat -ss, his head looks like a sausage toob.
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