Toofuses
the way white trash or hicks or ghetto people say teeth. plural for toof.
ay’ billy, my darnded toofuses hurt rully bud!
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one who is a social outcast, or a general worthless human being. drew made us drive him home again. he is such a tool sandwich.
- tooted and booted
to expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. this occurs frequently in large crowds. also known as a cropdust. toot = to fart or flatulate boot = to walk, or walk away watch out, don’t go over there. i […]
- Tooterdonk
usually reserved for bathroom mishaps. a huge mistake made related to toilet humor. “dude i’m so sorry for the huge tooterdonk i left in the bas-m-nt bathroom….i’ll clean it up later. swear.”
- toot square
the sound of a 180 degree fart that encomp-sses the whole room. man my wife just leaked a toot square around the buffet table, it sounded like aids
- Topeka Transit
when two men interlock b-ttholes, rim to rim, and p-ss a sh-t log from one man to the other. two gay men p-ssing body movements through there -ss. this is called the topeka transit