Took her temperature
a pleasant way to describe -n-l s-x with another person. one’s temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the -rs-hole of the said -n-l fever patient.
hey dude, how’s that chick you’ve been banging?
she’s cool. i took her temperature last tuesday?
???
i f-cked her in the -rs-, mate.
oh, cool.
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