tookie

another word for a woman’s v-g-n-l parts
eat my tookie
19 more definitions
1. multiple shotgun killer 2. murderer of a convenience store clerk 3. murderer of a husband, wife and daughter who ran a motel 4. co-wrote booklets, not books, that amount to less than a single highschool essay 5. never apologized for the murders 6. never admitted to the murders – that might hurt his capital habeas case 7. coward who uses peace as a cover for fear of the lethal injection
tookie gets put down by the guards. tookie is on his final appeal. just about anyone can get nominated for a n-bel peace prize, including tookie. tookie will never actually win a n-bel peace prize. tookie’s veins are bulging and popping at the sight of the deep needle.
stanley “tookie” williams, the founder of the crips gang.
d-mn, tookie’s on death row for killin’ all them bloodz.
multiple shotgun killer.
tookie shotgun killed a store clerk. then a week later, tookie shotgun killed a father, mother and daughter.
rhymes with “spookie,” a man who killed four people over about $100 in cash & then got scared & found “redemption” when he learned he was going to get the anti-crime vaccine. complete coward.
tookie should’ve been put to death about 3 weeks after he killed those four innocent people, instead of the cullyforneean government waiting 25 years to finally pull the trigger.
i’m not sure what’s worse: tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he’s never apologized for or the fact that people think he’s such a do-gooder, especially that dumbsh-t motherf-cker that said tookie is a great man. what the f-ck? the guy founded a gang, dipsh-t!

anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children’s booklets, got nominated for the n-bel peace prize twice but didn’t win and…. wait, that’s it. of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. it was all a race thing of course. yeah….
dumb-ss: tookie was a great man! he wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! he even got nominated for the n-bel peace prize. it’s not like anyone can get nominated! he was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: no, he wasn’t, you -sshole! he never apologized and hardly did sh-t! he wrote a few p-ssy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! someone should “tookie” you!

author’s note: hey, is that a term yet? to “tookie” someone?
1.most commonly used in terms of excitement, the plural form is used to express ones emotional high. 2.a southern term for the v-g-n-. 3.a rare insult. 4.a
formal hand shake, where 2 people spread the index and middle finger such as to
make a peace sign, then turn teir hands sideways and join them at their fingers
base.
ted, your parents bought you a new car. tookies!

bill, come drink with us you tookie!

(1) to feed worms with a dirt nap that began around 12:30 am december 13, 2005. shot in the arm by the anti-crime vaccine. hooray for the needle.

(2) to show cawardice by founding one of the most despicable and hateful organizations in the history of mankind; fearing death because of your murder conviction; showing no remorse for killing four innocent people; and then writing children’s books because you fear retribution for your crimes.
i hope they soon go tookie on scott peterson, instead of letting him sit around for 30 years and find a reason we should feel sorry for killing him.