tookies


a slang term for rear-end or a b-tt.
my tooky looks great in these skinny jeans.
an amazing food usualy made at wavus camp, named after the consuler. consists of unsalted saltines, b-tter, white or brown sugar, chocolate chips, walnuts (opt.), and marshmallows (opt.). very easy to make and super yummy.
girl1: mmm whats that smell?
girl2: tookies! we made then in cooking.
girl1: yay! i love tookies!
slang plural for a canadian. refers to toques which are knitted caps worn in cold weather. changed from toquies to tookies for american pr-nounciation.
a carload of tookies traveled to the u.s. to buy up a vanload of government cheese.
1. a nickname used to describe a man with an overhaul of awesomeness jacked up on 24 cans of kick -ss in your face pure adrenaline.

2. a man who’s brain power is only matched buy his ability to make everything make sense.
3. someone who always looks better with a tooke on.
“dude that’s one bad tooky”

“tooky explained to me the theory of pie>cake except in the absence of cheese + cake=> pie

“hey, baby your a 10 out of 10 tooky style bad -ss”
a toque – a canadian knit cap.
that tooky is a sweet hat.
a man who enjoys eatin out a woman with a douche infection.
justin timberlake
a c-nt
man lisa had some good tooky

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