tool chicken
1.someone who always seems to have the tool or object you need for any given situation.
2.someone thats designated tool gopher on a constuction site,kinda like a beer b-tch.
“howard must be a tool chicken because he just sh-t out a hammer when i needed it.”
“hey ralph, be a good tool chicken and go get me a power drill.”
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