Tool-hell
-noun
1. most commonly known as the work place.
2. a place where you are required to interact
with “tools”, see tool , who think that they
know what they are doing but really have no
d-mn clue.
3. a place where you are far more intelligent than
everyone around you and constantly must
fight the urge to “slap the stupid” out of each of
the tools around you- including management.
4. also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.
phone rings:
father: h-llo?
daughter: hey daddy, whats up?
father: ugh…nothing. i’m in friggin’ tool-h-ll.
daughter: ohhh…that sucks.
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