tool porn
the act of men observing and admiring the use of fancy, expensive tools to build projects and fix problems in ways that the average man has no hope of accomplishing in real life. these are typically television programs or magazines where the p-rn is presented by experts to be appealing to an average schlub who does not possess the means to imitate them.
did you watch {this old house, trucks!, etc.} yesterday? i love watching tool p-rn.
i take the tool catalog to the bathroom to be alone with my p-rn.
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