Toolius Caesar


an individual, who is so rediculously stupid,
they are crowned, the king of all idiots
“dude, i just broke up with my girlfriend”
“what, the model?”
“yeah.”
“why?”
“i dont know..”
“nice job, toolius caesar”

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