toolness
the quality of being a tool. a quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.
his toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.
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your own individual attributes that make you, and define you as a tool. every tool has there own essence, and varying degree of toolness that defines how big a tool he/she is.
guy 1: “hey man what do you think of paul teuttle sr.?”
guy 2: “i believe he exudes an extreme level of toolness, big- time. his pretentious handlebar mustache, teamed with his tight tanktops and roid’d up, tat’d up looking muscles, his losing personality, and the gay -ss theme bikes he pays other people with skills to build for him, all contribute to his toolness.”
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