Toot my own dick
a b-st-rdization of the idiom “toot my own horn” but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have s-x with yourself. used ironically to brag.
person 1: i don’t mean to toot my own d-ck but i think this is the best painting i have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.
person 2: keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an -sshole.
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