tooth moss
the green algae growth on an individual’s teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.
henry – did you see baker’s green teeth this afternoon?
john – yep, they were overgrown.
henry – he probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
john – tell me about it. he’s f-ckin’ disgusting.
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