toothpaste wank
adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint c-ck )
that man’s being a c-ck womble
hasn’t left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste w-nk this morning .
toothpaste w-nk may lead to crotch smelling of mint
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