Tooting your French horn
the act of preforming oral s-x on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. contorting your body into the shape of a french horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.
“did you hear about jeff trying to “tooting your french horn?!”
“yeah, i always knew he was lonely, but d-mn…”
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