toots
term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.
note: only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.
him: hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
her: and how!
toot:
1)slang for fart
2)a loud sound
3)the blast hole on the side of a bong or pipe
4)to bounce your b-tt up and down during s-xual intercourse
5)to snort powdery illegal drugs
1)frank’s toot smelled really bad.
2)frank let out a really loud toot.
3)frank’s toot is plugged.
4)francis toot toot real good last night.
5)frank can toot like n-body’s buisness!
sniff heroine, c-ke, crushed up pills – oc,c-ke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat
man, let’s go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!
geordie word for cocaine
giz a line of toot
an unintentional and embar-ssingly feminine fart, induced by tickling the victim.
hahaha! hahahahaha! haha-toot-ha…ha…hahahaha!!!
something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. trash, rubbish, cr-p. pr-nounced to rhyme with “put”.
i went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.
home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal ‘down-pipe’, plastic c-ke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i’d explain more, but this isn’t blue peter.
the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.
‘oi, p-ss me that toot!’
‘who’s toot is it next’
‘can i have a toot please richard?’
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!’
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