Tootsie Roll
a woman’s nipples, especially dark nipples,
as in “whoop there it is, let me see your tootsie rolls”
tootsie roll
verb.
definition:
done between 2 or more people; max 5.
to take the bottle of whatever alcohol you are drinking (wine, whiskey, vodka, tequila, etc) and take a swig and p-ss it to the next person as quickly as possible.
the next person takes a swig and does the same till it ends up back at you and you repeat till the bottle is finished.
pausing is for p-ss-es so get that sh-t into you right away.
person 1: i got this 40 ounce of jack daniels but the movie starts in 5 minutes.
person 2: let’s just go in guys
person 3: stop being a f-g, let’s just tootsie roll that sh-t
person 1 take a mouth full and p-sses to person 2, who take a mouth full and p-sses to person 3, who take a mouth full and p-sses to person 1; repeat till bottle is empty.
when in the act of porking a fat chick her blubber rolls.
i totally tootsie rolled your mom last night.
i can’t believe sean tootsie rolled that b-tch last night.
the mixture of kahlua and root beer. it tastes like an alcoholic version of a tootsie roll.
it was brought to the public eye by the show how i met your mother on the episode “sl-tty pumpkin”
“ted: so, uh, we’re at the bar and i see her mix kahlua…
lily: kahlua and root beer.
marshall: a c-cktail she invented herself.
ted: and she…
barney: and she called it the tootsie roll.
lily, marshall, barney: because it tastes like an alcoholic tootsie roll.”
noun: another word for a blunt. blunt is a rolled up joint/cigar made using the paper of a cigar and filled with marijuana. mainly this word is used by the h-m-s-xual crowd.
hey girl. hope you still got that tootsie roll wrapped up for the rave tonight.
a french grandmother’s nickname for female genitalia. not to be confused with the chocolate, chewy candy that comes in a wrapper labeled “tootsie roll”.
french grandmother: “oh, you’re having a hysterectomy?”
stranger: “why, yes, i am”
french grandmother: “don’t bother shaving your tootsie roll. they will do that for you”
1) another “hilarious” dance craze loved by backwards folks all over. imagine your enjoyment…
2) a truely disgusting yet highly addictive american substance
1)one, two, three, four, let me see your tootsie roll…
2)oh man, that tootsie roll was soooo gross! got any more?
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