Tootsie Roll Syndrome
whatever it is you think you see, becomes a tootsie roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.
patient: my throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. do you think it might be strep?
doctor with tootsie roll syndrome (trs): well, i’ve seen a lot of this. i bet it’s some form of minor cancer.
patient: shouldn’t we run some tests?
doctor with trs: no, trust me, this is definitely cancer.
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