Tootsiejob
when you stick your d-ck into a girls -ss and it is covered in sh-t. then she proceeds to lick it off until you -j-c-l-t-.
dude 1: i heard you got a tootsiejob last night.
dude 2: yeah brosif; it was awesome when my d-ck was covered in all that sh-t but it was so clean at the end of the night that i didn’t even bother to shower.
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