top bolting
the action of locking the top bolt (contractor’s lock) to prevent entrance of room mates and/or other uninvited guests whilst “flickin/jackin it” on your lunch break. not doing so could result in either the awkward “omg! you saw my junk!” or the always plainful blue bean/blue b-lls (see blue bean)
“thank sweet baby jesus i was top bolting whenever christa came home or she would have walked in on me right as i was about to bleach the sheets!”
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