Top Cunt
the highest level of c-nt rating someone can achieve. it is usually used to describe someone within a friendship group who has done something for a prolonged period of time to p-ss someone/a group of people off. when someone has reached top c-nt status they can be referred to as tc until it is recognized within the friendship group that the tc has learnt the error of their ways. however, the term cannot be applied to a person when it is evident that they are just joking around. if someone cannot take the banter, the label of tc will not only not be given to the distributor of the banter, but the person who cannot take the banter will be jokingly referred to as the tc for a week.
tommy d: “yesterday in town mortimer told me that simon p was sleeping with jess w”
bradshaw: “wtf, gutted for barratt. simon p is a f-cking top c-nt!”
andy: “bowers was moaning again about getting rinsed for being p-ssed on/smelling of p-ss, being a junkie and fingering a 15 year old when his now 18. he just keeps on overreacting when it gets brought up each time”
grace: “well, maybe if he’s given tc status for a week he will stop going tribal on us!”
andy: “good f-cking shout, give him a slap with your d-ld- while your at is as well!”
more than one really good blokes
owen and joe are proper top c-nts
top c-nt …. has a dual meaning! either ” he’s a great bloak !!!” or he’s such a c-nt … he’s a top c-nt!
yeah! ….. that larry’s a top c-nt ya know!
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