Top Fuel Douchester
the next step beyond turbo douche. just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a top fuel douchester is the douchiest around. but in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a top fuel douchester also has hipster traits, hence the “-ster” ending. top fuel douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, whole foods markets, liberal arts colleges, and in southern california. they can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-the top fuel douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.
-my cousin lives in m-ssachusetts. he voted for the green rainbow party in the primaries. he also wears ridiculous gl-sses and t-shirts with bands i’ve never hear of on them. he is a top fuel douchester.
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