top hat magoo
a top hat magoo is when one in serts his or her nose int the male or females ear and blow. this causes arousal and, the famale will sh-t her pants, this would be the oppertune moment for one to stick his p-n-s in her -n-l cavity, and scream as load as u can “top hat magoo.”
“my boyfriend pulled a top hat magoo an me, and i sh-t my pants full of corn.”
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