top hatting
top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of abraham lincoln
after visiting the lincoln memorial, i totally caught my buddy camilo top hatting in his hotel room.
when an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her p-ssy into his face and top hat’s him!
what did you do this weekend??? i totally was top hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous ‘rabbit in the hat’ trick twice! i am david f-ckingcopperfield!
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