top o’ the mornin’ to ya
irish slang for “good morning.” usually spoken as the speaker opens a bottle of killian’s. pr-nounced with a hugely irish accent that could choke a donkey.
top o’ the mornin’ to ya, donkey!
a phrase n-body has ever actually really said in ireland because it was made up by big-shot holywood d-ckheads, but for some reason all the stupid americans think its a common phrase in ireland anyways, but in reality if they said it to an actual irish person they would ether get laughed at or knocked the f-ck out for being r-t-rded.
johnny:”i cant believe them yankees are so r-t-rded they actually think we say top o’ the mornin’ to ya”
paddy:”i know right, the f-cking gobsh-tes”
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