Top Shelf Stealth
to buy a “scud” magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
little ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a w-nk mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a readers digest and proceeded to grab “back door milfs” and proceed to the empty checkout with n-body seeing him.
]”that be some top shelf stealth right there!” he thought to himself.
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