top sponge
noun: a rotted out piece of overpriced sh-t version of the iconic, 38′ cigarette top gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. typically owned by aging, fat-ss, balding men whilst sporting piece of f-ck konrad drives . some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, sh-tty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. a certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. see also: moistress.
tim pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found “top sponge”
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